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Download Lunchlady Land by Adam Sandler

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Adam Sandler Lunchlady Land lyrics

[Intro: spoken]
This is a song, uhh, this is a new song, uhh
It's, uh, through the eyes of the greatest people alive I feel...the lunch lady.

Woke up in the morning
Put on my new plastic glove
Served some reheated Salisbury steak
With a little slice of love
I got no clue what the chicken pot pie is made of
Just know everything's doing fine
Down here in Lunchlady Land.

Well I wear this net on my head
'Cause my red hair is fallin' out
I wear these brown orthopedic shoes
'Cause I got a bad case of the gout
I know you want seconds on the corndogs
But there's no reason to shout
Everybody gets enough food
Down here in the magical Lunchlady Land.

Well yesterday's meatloaf is today's sloppy joes
And my breath reeks of tuna
And there's lots of black hairs coming out of my nose
In Lunchlady Land your dreams come true
Clouds made of carrots and peas
Mountains made of Shepard's pie
And rivers made of macaroni and cheese
But don't forget to return your trays
And try to ignore my gum disease
No student can escape the magic of Lunchlady Land.
Ohhhhh....

Hoagies and grinders, hoagies and grinders, hoagies and grinders
Navy beans, navy beans, navy beans, navy beans
Hoagies and grinders, hoagies and grinders
Navy beans, navy beans
Meatloaf sandwich
Sloppy joe, slop, sloppy joe yeah
Sloppy joe, slop, sloppy joe yeah
Sloppy joe, slop, sloppy joe yeah
Sloppy joe, slop, sloppy joe yeah
*raspberry*

Well I dreamt one morning that I woke up to see
All the pepperoni pizza was a-lookin' at me
It screamed, "Why do you burn me and serve me up cold?"
I said "I got the spatula, just do what you're told"
Then the liver and onions started joining the fight
And the chocolate pudding pushed me with all it's might
And the chop suey slapped me and it kicked me in the head
"It's called 'revenge' Lunchlady," said the garlic bread
I said, "What did I do to make you all so mad?"
They said, "You got flabby arms and your breath is bad"
Then the green beans said, "You better run and hide"
But then my friend sloppy joe came and joined my side
He said, "If it wasn't for the Lunchlady the kids wouldn't eat ya
You should be shakin' her hand and sayin' "please to meet ya"
She gives you a purpose and she gives you a goal
You should be kissin' her feet and kissin' her mole"
Now all the angry foods just leave me alone
And we all live together in a happy home

Thanks to
Sloppy joe, slop, sloppy joe yeah
Sloppy joe, slop, sloppy joe yeah
Sloppy joe, slop, sloppy joe yeah
Sloppy joe, slop, sloppy joe yeah.

Well me and sloppy joe got married
We got six kids and we're doing' just fine
Down in Lunchlady Land.