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George Carlin

It's Bad for Ya

Year: 2008

Opening - 1:30

Old Fuck - 3:45

Goin Through My Address Book - 2:52

Things We Say When People Die - 2:36

Hes Smiling Down - 2:11

Parents in Hell - 1:08

People Refuse to Be Realistic - 1:10

Dead Parents Helping - 3:59

A Couple of Other Questions - 1:04

Todays Professional Parents - 5:48

The Self-Esteem Movement - 1:16

Every Child Is Special - 1:42

Children Are Our Future - 0:39

Raisin a Child Is Not Difficult - 0:42

I Like People - 0:51

Stupid Bullshit - 3:12

Stupid Bullshit on the Phone - 2:33

What a Phone Call Should Be - 0:54

In a Coma - 0:49

Their Kids - 1:09

They Want to Show You the Pictures - 4:29

Just Enough Bullshit - 1:33

No One Questions Things - 2:55

Proud to Be an American - 1:47

God Bless America - 2:59

Takin Off Yer Hat - 3:04

Swearing on the Bible - 4:23

You Have No Rights - 5:14

George Carlin

Life Is Worth Losing

Year: 2006

A Modern Man - 3:53

Three Little Words - 3:51

The Suicide Guy - 7:06

Extreme Human Behavior - 13:41

The All-Suicide TV Channel - 3:13

Dumb Americans - 10:56

Pyramid of the Hopeless - 8:43

Autoerotic Asphyxia - 4:54

Posthumous Female Transplants - 3:34

Yeast Infection - 4:38

Coast-to-Coast Emergency - 6:51

George Carlin

When Will Jesus Bring the Pork Chops? (disc 6)

Year: 2004

Opposed to Singing - 5:43

Scab - 3:23

Poor People - 3:49

Hobos - 6:21

Orchestra - 4:17

Retail - 3:24

Letter to a Friend - 2:52

Colon Powell - 5:33

Sacking a City - 4:19

Dont Say to a Comedian - 6:31

Countryside Battles - 3:35

Instructions - 4:46

Graceful Death - 6:15

Tumor Humor - 4:13

News Descriptions - 6:36

Problems and Issues - 3:48

George Carlin

George Carlin on Comedy

Year: 2002

First Time Funny - 5:06

Early Influences - 2:02

Burns & Carlin - 4:54

Standing Alone - 5:53

The Vegas Incident - 3:17

Lenny Bruce - 2:08

The Writer - 2:09

The Big Change - 5:17

Writing Techniques - 4:52

Politics - 2:13

The Laughter Reflex - 2:40

Trying Stuff Out - 2:26

Structuring the Act - 2:10

Physical Carlin - 2:06

Respect - 1:31

Words - 3:38

Regional Differences - 5:47

Point of View - 1:38

Timing & Delivery - 1:41

Comedy and Pain - 2:15

Prerequisites - 2:30

The Business of Comedy - 1:04

Comedys Evolution - 1:30

Advice - 0:51

George Carlin

More Napalm & Silly Putty (disc 2)

Year: 2002

Rain. Dances. 007 - 1:13

Ugly Singers - 2:03

Secretary of Being in the Closet - 2:46

Avant Garde Play - 1:16

My Dog - 2:53

Saying Hello - 3:22

No Complaining About Politicians - 3:05

No Brown in the Rainbow - 3:02

Grandchildren - 0:53

Meaning of Life - 1:25

Religious People - 6:42

Just Before You Die - 0:53

Euphamistic Language - 8:09

Rip-Offs - 2:47

Bumper Sticker - 2:55

A Proposition - 1:42

Britains Return of Hong Kong - 0:57

Organ Donors - 2:21

Tippy - 0:54

Free Speech - 3:05

Comitting the Perfect Double Murder - 2:56

Fun You Can Have - 2:06

Latest Disaster - 1:22

People I Can Do Without - 2:07

When I Was Young - 1:08

Angels - 2:06

Henry the VIII - 0:33

The Red Sox Socks - 3:10

Quicksand - 2:11

Retired People - 1:05

Monopoly - 3:43

George Carlin

Complaints & Grievances

Year: 2001

Intro & I Dont Do Transitions - 2:21

The Elephant in the Living Room - 7:08

Driving in Traffic - 5:55

A Chance to Bond - 6:12

Little Things That Come Off Ya - 4:18

List of People Who Ought to Be Killed - 12:41

Some More People Who Should Be Killed - 8:32

The Ten Commandments - 6:39

George Carlin

Napalm and Silly Putty (disc 2)

Year: 2001

Driving - 7:14

Rants - 4:32

Airport Security - 5:44

Terrorism - 1:24

Fear of Germs - 5:07

Wishing Wells - 0:57

Sex & Violence - 0:50

Dogs Dont Care - 2:51

Just For Fun - 1:54

Camcorder - 1:10

Sports - 4:17

Thoughts & Facts - 2:56

Bullshit - 5:14

Death - 2:25

Blue Food - 0:39

Declare War - 5:54

Death Penalty - 0:41

Thoughts - 2:59

Supermarket - 3:28

Legal Advice - 1:46

Dogs & Forever - 2:06

Entropy & Disorder - 9:16

Good Bye - 0:17

George Carlin

Brain Droppings (disc 2)

Year: 2000

First Time Human Sacrifice - 12:23

Moths - 1:00

More Random Thoughts Peacekeeping Force - 1:06

Television Announcers - 7:21

Another Objection on Language - 4:10

George Carlin Book Club - 1:02

Deaths of Supercelebrities - 2:44

The Pre Epidemic - 0:46

A Few More Oxymorons - 0:42

15 Rules to Live By - 4:06

Expressions In the Privacy of Your Own Home - 6:36

More Redundant Expressions - 0:46

Peace on You - 4:55

Watch Your Mouth - 6:30

Reincarnation Souls - 0:38

My Childhood - 5:38

Random Thoughts Recreational Drugs - 4:59

Language of ComedyGoodbye - 1:46

George Carlin

You Are All Diseased

Year: 1999

Hows Everybody Doin - 0:54

Airport Security - 8:02

Fear of Germs - 5:58

Cigars - 1:39

Angels - 1:10

Harley Davidson - 1:23

House of Blues - 2:00

Minority Language Happens to Be Openly Urban Girlfriend - 2:12

Man Stuff Slugfest Cut-Off Sleeves Barbed Wire Tattoo Lead Follow or Get Outta the Way Police Sensitivity Training - 5:23

Kids and Parents Children Are Overrated Theyre Not All Cute Theyre Not All Smart Too Much Safety Guns in School School Uniforms Kids Who Smoke Anal Parents - 6:51

TV Tonight Playboy Channel Jerry Springer Little House on the Prairie Willie Nelson - 3:53

Names - 4:23

Advertising Lullabye - 2:37

American Bullshit - 2:37

Businessmen - 1:26

Religion - 2:06

There Is No God - 8:37

George Carlin

The Little David Years: 1971-1977 (disc 2: Class Clown)

Year: 1999

Class Clown - 16:06

Wasted Time Sharing a Swallow - 2:27

Values How Much Is That Dog Crap in the Window - 5:16

I Used to Be Irish Catholic - 2:57

The Confessional - 4:12

Special Dispensation Heaven Hell Purgatory and Limbo - 3:41

Heavy Mysteries - 1:59

Muhammad Ali America the Beautiful - 4:35

Seven Words You Can Never Say on Television - 7:03

George Carlin

Take-Offs & Put-Ons

Year: 1997

Wonderful WINO Top-40 Disc Jockey - 5:51

Commercials - 8:20

Daytime Television - 9:37

The Newscast - 7:36

The Indian Sergeant - 5:14

George Carlin

Back in Town

Year: 1996

Abortion - 8:41

Sanctity of Life - 3:49

Capital Punishment - 8:40

State Prison Farms - 8:13

Farting in Public - 3:00

Familiar Expressions - 9:14

Free-Floating Hostility Quote Marks in the Air Badda-Boom Badda-Bing Bad Hair Day I Heard That My Needs Arent Being Met Mickey Mouses Birthday The Two Pandas in the Zoo SpermEgg Donors Etc. Innocent Victims Personal Bottle - 19:30

George Carlin

Killer Carlin

Year: 1995

Mothers Club - 4:41

Killer Carlin - 2:49

Capt. Jack & Jolly George - 4:03

War Pictures - 3:44

The Cool World - 5:17

Person to Person - 3:36

The Sickest - 1:54

George Carlin

Classic Gold (disc 1)

Year: 1992

Shoot - 5:55

The Hair Piece - 2:53

Sex in Commercials - 5:21

Drugs - 4:23

Birth Control - 5:10

Son of WINO - 6:31

Divorce Game - 4:30

Ed Sullivan Self-taught - 3:26

Lets Make a Deal - 4:48

The 11 OClock News - 7:10

Class Clown - 16:06

Wasted Time - 2:27

Values - 5:15

George Carlin

Jammin' in New York

Year: 1992

Rockets and Penises in the Persian Gulf - 7:35

Little Things We Share - 7:47

Airline Announcements - 16:44

Golf Courses for the Homeless - 11:13

The Planet Is Fine - 13:37

George Carlin

Parental Advisory: Explicit Lyrics

Year: 1990

Offensive Language - 4:47

I Aint Afraid of Cancer - 1:59

Some People Are Stupid - 2:30

Rape Can Be Funny - 3:51

Feminist Blowjob - 7:25

Good Ideas - 2:36

Things You Never See - 0:55

Things You Never Hear - 1:20

Things You Dont Wanna Hear - 2:19

Lifes Little Moments - 3:59

I Love My Dog - 7:04

Organ Donor Programs - 1:18

Dont Pull the Plug on Me - 1:30

Theyre Only Words - 1:49

Euphemisms - 9:47

George Carlin

What Am I Doing in New Jersey?

Year: 1988

Reagans Gang Church People and American Values - 11:10

Keeping People Alert - 11:11

People I Can Do Without - 3:47

More Stuff on Cars and Driving - 21:37

George Carlin

Playin' With Your Head

Year: 1986

Hello-Goodbye - 4:13

Love and Regards - 5:36

Groups and Charities - 3:55

Sports - 9:40

Five Twos - 2:01

Losing Things - 7:59

Youre Lost - 1:40

Missing - 1:04

Earrings - 5:28

Battered Plants - 3:44

Things to Watch Out For - 2:25

George Carlin

A Place for My Stuff!

Year: 1981

Acknowledgments - 0:26

Opening - 1:13

A Place for My Stuff - 4:35

First Announcements - 1:34

Have a Nice Day - 3:14

Rice Krispies - 2:35

Second Announcements - 1:09

Interview With Jesus - 8:06

Join the Book Club - 2:37

Abortion - 0:28

Third Announcements - 1:26

Ice Box Man - 6:16

Fourth Announcements - 0:53

Asshole Jackoff Scumbag - 6:28

Fifth Announcements - 0:25

Fussy Eater Part 1 - 3:38

Sixth Announcements - 1:05

Fussy Eater Part 2 - 4:32

Seventh Announcements - 0:16

George Carlin

On the Road

Year: 1977

On the Road - 4:46

Death and Dying - 13:48

Headlines - 4:23

Kids Are Too Small - 3:11

Rules Rules Rules - 2:32

Parents Cliches and Childrens Secret Answers - 3:19

Words We Leave Behind - 1:55

Hows Your Dog - 5:06

Supermarkets - 7:03

George Carlin

An Evening With Wally Londo Featuring Bill Slaszo

Year: 1975

New News - 4:23

Teenage Masturbation - 4:55

Mental Hot Foots - 2:56

High on the Plane - 4:31

Bodily Functions - 5:46

Wurds - 1:03

For Names Sake - 7:00

Baseball-Football - 2:05

Good Sports - 2:32

Flesh Colored Band-Aids - 2:50

Religious Lift - 3:33

Radio Dial - 1:54

Yever - 2:31

Unrelated Things - 2:21

George Carlin

Toledo Window Box

Year: 1974

Goofy Shit - 3:59

Toledo Window Box - 4:56

Nursery Rhymes - 4:15

Some Werds - 7:57

Water Sez - 1:05

The Metric System - 2:09

God - 6:43

Gay Lib - 2:06

Snot the Original Rubber Cement - 2:54

Urinals Are 50 Percent Universal - 2:27

A Few More Farts - 5:55

George Carlin

Occupation: Foole

Year: 1973

Welcome to My Job - 3:02

Occupation Foole - 3:41

White Harlem - 4:45

The Hallway Groups - 2:07

Black Consciousness - 2:38

New York Voices - 7:06

Grass Swept the Neighborhood - 1:25

Childhood Cliches - 4:04

Cute Little Farts - 5:10

Raisin Rhetoric - 2:06

Filthy Words - 11:30

George Carlin

FM & AM

Year: 1972

Shoot - 5:55

The Hair Piece - 2:53

Sex in Commercials - 5:20

Drugs - 4:23

Birth Control - 5:10

Son of WINO - 6:31

Divorce Game - 4:29

Ed Sullivan Self Taught - 3:26

Lets Make a Deal - 4:48

The 11 Oclock News - 7:10

George Carlin

Class Clown

Year: 1972

Class Clown - 16:06

Wasted Time Sharing a Swallow - 2:27

Values How Much Is That Dog Crap in the Window - 5:16

I Used to Be Irish Catholic - 2:57

The Confessional - 4:12

Special Dispensation Heaven Hell Purgatory and Limbo - 3:41

Heavy Mysteries - 1:59

Muhammad Ali America the Beautiful - 4:35

Seven Words You Can Never Say on Television - 7:03

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